Okay, Wilton “cuddly bear” cake pan: You win. You [expletive deleted] win. After pounds of butter and dozens of eggs wasted trying to master you, I have had it with your leaky burnt rawness. We will not be having a bear on the [expletive deleted] sheet cake. You [expletive deleted].
It probably would have been too salty from all of my tears, anyhow.
(This product does NOT get my endorsement.)
And look at how he just laughs at me…